Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Text Time 11

Kwiddens: I'm at Wal-Mart and there's a line for the blood pressure machine
Me: Lol random

Kwiddens: You should call my work and tell them there's a family emergency
Me: Ok what kind of an emergency do you want?
Kwiddens: Dad in a car accident or something.
*insert fake, frantic phone call here*
Me: Are you going to be able to come help? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge?
Kwiddens: Yes. THANK YOU
Me: Love you a million!
Kwiddens: Love you more!

Kwiddens: I hate when I have to force myself to stay awake until a decent bed time
Me: I know EXACTLY how you feel

Me: You should really see a doc...
Mim: Been hoping to see a plastic surgeon...romantically. For Valentine's an eyelid lift, for my BDay a tummy tuck...!

Bob: A chemist and a mathemagician/philosopher. This ought to be good. Do you have a large white board yet? I expect a formula that balances out all of life's problems! It should include moles, k, pi, constants, infinitives, reason and purpose. Ready, set, go.


magnolia said...

haha - whiteboard. love it. the boyfriend's excessively caffeinated business partner is OBSESSED with "whiteboarding" problems. (did i mention this guy is an MBA candidate?) every time i see the word, it cracks me up.

Anna W said...

Yeah, I wouldn't call it an obsession, but I do love white boards! I think it's the best way to work through calculations. In fact, freshman year in college my friend and I would go into the bathrooms and sit on the counters and use the giant mirrors as white boards...we got the weirdest looks from people...