Once upon a time there was a woman named Anna. Anna was a very careful person who took very good care of her things. Unfortunately, she was a bit of an idiot, and dropped her new Android tablet on the floor, where is broke into several pieces.
Noble Scott tried to fix it, but in vain.
Anna felt like a moron.
Sweet Scott went online and found another, better tablet, and called his brother, who lives in Hong Kong, to see if he could get us a good deal on it (he works with the company that makes it) and we'll see what happens.
I'm so freaking mad at myself.