Mim: That's true love!
Kwiddens: Isaac and I are in a gun shop and there's this old guy walking around farting and it's hilarious
Me: And gross...?
Kwiddens: Yeah the smell was atrocious
Mim: It would be so cool to have a date on a Friday night...
Me: Make a date with an apple and a glass of water!
Mim: You're my hero!
Me: It'll be so romantic. You could light candles and listen to Sinatra.
Me: Haha, when my phone vibrates in my pocket all the fat on my leg jiggles!
Me: It's ok. I am on the diet again so the fats will disappear.
Mim: I like dead people so much more than living...
Me: I know what you mean
Oh, my family is awesome.