Mim: I hate giving away books; I don't want them to feel rejected...
Mim: Aargh! I can't decide whether to arrange my bookshelves by size, color, topic, or alphabet!
Kwiddens: I wonder if BO smells like body odor
Kwiddens: I mean the chemical compound BO
Me: I know :)
Kwiddens: Okie. I didn't want you thinking I was (more) tarded
Me: Lol. You're not "tarded" at all!
Kwiddens: I knew you'd never tell me...
Kwiddens: If I walk to the gas station to get chocolate, I'm nearly calorie neutral!
Kwiddens: I need a nanny today.
Me: I need a shot.
(This one was edited for language. Use your imagination!)