Mim: Will you make some hydrogen sulfide for me?
Me: Who are you trying to kill?
Mim: WHOM am I trying to kill...
Me: Shut up. So whom?
Mim: No one. Need for a friend who needs to do a comparison thing.
Me: Let some eggs rot. You'll have some in about a month. Maybe faster if you leave them out in the sun.
Mim: I'm just gonna tell him you said no.
Kwiddens: Is it bad that when I see a guy in the airport screaming "Sell! Sell! Sell!" into his cell phone I think he's faking?
Kwiddens: Isaac's mom was eating an avocado and Avogadro's number popped into my head.
Mim: So what do you suppose is a mole of avocados?!
Kwiddens: Isaac found my old ring!
Me: Where was it??
Kwiddens: In Nyah's room
Me: Isn't that your uterus? How did it get in there?
Kwiddens: Haha no the room where the guns used to be
Me: Buster just tried to eat a Schnauzer
Mim: Hors d'ouvres!