1. There is no point in trying to change your diet right before the holidays. I am an idiot.
2. I gave Buster the guts from our turkey this year (started brining it yesterday) and he just about DIED of gratitude.
3. My house is almost clean enough for Thanksgiving dinner.
4. I am cooking Thanksgiving dinner. I'll let you know if anyone ends up with food poisoning.
5. My knitting crap is everywhere, and I am okay with that.